If you want someone to eat for a lifetime, teach them how to fish. If you want to be friends with The Bearded Man for a lifetime, all you have to do is buy him a sandwich. Yes, the world is just that simple sometimes. There is a catch, however: you have to find him first. As of this writing, only ten people in the world know The Bearded Man's exact whereabouts. Deepend are numbers 10 and 9, and July Child are numbers 8 and 7 -- but when you call them, don't expect an answer!