Valentine’s Day V1 Stood up. I think I’ve been stood up I didn’t expect this to happen again I send the flowers, I send the cards But every year it’s the same I’m the odd one out I don’t even make the count All the other tables have an even number Waiter please hide me in the corner CH On Valentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day What’s the point if you don’t get your way On Valentines Day V2 Locked out, can’t believe I’ve been locked out I didn’t expect this to happen again Keys on the table next to one empty glass Won’t go back to suffer the shame It doesn’t rain it pours I should get used to my dreams being ignored Sit on the steps watch the lover’s lights dim Chips and beer not oysters and champagne V3 Can’t sleep, I still can’t sleep Didn’t expect this to happen again Head under the pillow to drown out the noise The couples upstairs make the lampshades sway It’s not the end of the world There must be another odd girl Who’ll arrive on time with a smile on her lips Who’ll sit on my step, share my beer and my chips